Sunday, January 22, 2012

Anyway, here's a joke for you.

I've been too busy, and worn out, lately to do anything with this blog. We've been getting this house ready for sale. Yesterday and today we have been shampooing carpets. My right arm is useless right now, my back will never be the same again and I think I would sleep for 3 days if I put my head down right now. Only one room to go, . . . this one, the computer sewing room.
BTW, we have bought a house in Dubbo, NSW, and will be moving there around mid March.

Anyway, here's a joke for you. 


I would have given him 100%!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands!

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built by eight guys.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.